Progressive Writer / Podcaster Benjamin Dixon

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4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Writer and podcaster Benjamin Dixon joins the God Squad to discuss the aftermath of the 2020 presidential election, Trump’s coup attempts, and the Lincoln Pooject. God and friends discuss baseless accusations of voter fraud, how to “succeed from the union,” and Matt Gaetz being thirsty for Tiffany Trump. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The the My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.
0:35.0	He is trampling out the vintage where the graves of that were sold. The village where the graves of Rappers vintage we're have to lose the faith for us sword.
0:45.0	We have to lose the fateful lightning of his terrible switch
0:51.0	of his terrible swift sword
0:55.0	true truly is marching
1:00.0	for he's marching. Welcome to the God-Pod I'm your host of hosts, the Good Lord at the Most, the Good Lord of the
1:09.3	most, the one and only Almighty God. Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order
1:15.1	to the multiverse.
1:16.7	I'm here today with the God Squad.
1:18.8	Hey Jesus, hey Moses, hey Holy Spirit.
1:21.3	Hello.
1:22.1	Hello. Hello.
1:23.0	How you doing?
1:24.0	Doing getting lots of sleep?
1:26.0	Yes.
1:27.0	Plenty of sleep.
1:28.0	I actually am kind of in between sleep right now, but go ahead.
1:30.0	You're a bit loud, woke me up, but go ahead.
1:32.0	I'm fine. Oh. Oh, sorry, I'm always a bit... but go ahead and go ahead.
1:32.8	I'm fine. Oh, sorry, I'm always a bit loud.
1:35.8	Right.
1:36.8	Aren't I?
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