Stuck Between A Crematorium And A Dildo Shop

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

God and friends discuss where they were when they first got the news that Trump had officially lost and what they did to celebrate. The God Squad discusses which movies it was like, who should get the credit for the victory, and how trumplicans are taking it. COVID-19 stops by to discuss its future under a Biden administration. Finally, the God Squad has a good laugh over Four Seasons Total Landscaping. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	The The My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.
0:35.0	He is trampling out the vintage where the graves of
0:42.0	the graves of
0:43.0	us stored.
0:45.0	We have to lose the fateful lighting of his terrible swift sword
0:55.0	true truly is marching
1:00.0	call. Welcome to the Godpot. I'm your host of hosts, the Good Lord with the most, the one and only Almighty God.
1:11.0	Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the multiverse.
1:17.0	I'm here today with the God Squad. Hey Jesus, hey Moses, hey Holy Spirit.
1:21.0	Hey Dad.
1:22.0	Hello. How's it going everybody?
1:24.0	Great.
1:25.0	It's going quite well.
1:26.0	It's great to be back here.
1:28.0	Also joining us today at our interdimensional Zoom call,
1:31.0	is loyal patron of the God pod James.
1:34.3	Welcome James.
1:35.3	I am glad to be here.
1:36.8	Yeah, it's great to have you here.
1:38.3	Where are you from?
1:39.3	I'm from Eugene, Oregon, or Kaskrov, Oregon.
1:44.0	Okay, and that's a pretty cool place to be, right?
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from God, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of God and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.