God Laughs At Depressed Televangelists (ft. Schmoyoho)
The God Show
God
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 November 2020
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
God and friends have a good laugh at the pain and suffering of televangelists in the wake of Donald Trump's defeat. We debut two new segments, "What Would Jesus Do?" and "The Holy Spirit's Social Media Roundup." Kevin Kovid stops by to give an update. Finally, The God Squad reviews the Goddamn News.
Opening and closing song: "Election Meme Rewind - HEY HEY, HA HA, HO HO ft. Kenneth Copeland, Paula White-Cain, and various acc" courtesy of Schmoyoho.
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| 0:00.0 | You uncircumised Philistine. |
| 0:02.0 | Song if I'm... |
| 0:04.0 | Hey, ha, ho, Donald J. Trump, |
| 0:09.0 | Can't beat my daddy. |
| 0:10.0 | Hear the sound of victory. |
| 0:12.0 | Hey, he, Grand oh, oh, Donald G. Trump. |
| 0:15.0 | You're going to eat your own dung and drink your own urine. |
| 0:18.0 | I declare mercy. |
| 0:19.0 | Nata, noises noises noises, noises, |
| 0:23.2 | Pika-hata, a-a-ha-ha-a-ta-tho noises. |
| 0:26.5 | Hehe, ha-ha-ho, double-drop. |
| 0:29.8 | We might be facing the pressure of eating our own dung and drinking our own urine. |
| 0:33.6 | Get this! |
| 0:34.6 | You're gonna eat your own duck. |
| 0:37.2 | Get this! |
| 0:38.2 | You're gonna drink your own urine. |
| 0:40.6 | Hey, ha, ha, ha, ho! |
| 0:43.0 | Donald J. Trump, they can't be my daddy. |
| 0:46.0 | You hear the sound of victory. |
| 0:48.0 | The media said, what? |
| 0:50.0 | The media said Joe Biden's president. |
| 0:52.0 | Ha! Ha! The media said Joe Biden's president, Ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, |
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