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Rude Tales of Magic

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Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2021

⏱️ 95 minutes

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum podcast.
0:04.0	Ah, there you are a traveler.
0:12.0	Come inside, hang up your coach, put your feet by the fire, and I shall bring
0:20.0	you what you so desperately seek.
0:24.0	Rood Tales of Magic.
0:32.0	Welcome back to rude tales of magic. When we last left our heroes they had met up with the riddled remnant and unexpectedly
0:48.6	teamed up with them in order to kill Dr. Dilemma so he couldn't kill them.
0:55.0	That's right, he was a hunting day.
0:57.0	You listen to the episode already, I'm not gonna fucking remind you.
1:00.0	Anyway, our heroes now continue their journey north to what was once Polaris University.
1:08.0	They walk now along the muddy rain-soaked banks of the Kay River. They're heading north to where Polaris University once was. Or perhaps? To Brian Doyle Falls. I'll let them tell you.
1:25.0	So we're going to Brian Doyle Falls, huh?
1:28.0	Uh, yeah, I guess if it's, if it's, you know, if it's okay with you guys.
1:33.8	Never been.
1:35.3	When's the last time you spoke to your family?
1:38.5	Um, like, like right between, like,
1:40.4	right between, like, uh, fall and spring semester.
1:45.6	Oh yeah, gosh, it feels like a completely different lifetime.
1:49.5	Yeah, there was like a school that existed
1:51.6	that we went to and like yeah yeah winter yeah okay yeah yeah it's like yeah it's like yeah it's fine because so much happened but it's just to be like to be like oh yes
2:04.6	it's that last semester you know it's so far you're covered in mud what happened
2:09.7	what where's your crown I gave it to my pig friend. I said,
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