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🗓️ 23 October 2021
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Nothing makes a journey upriver more convenient and tolerable than that grandest of party barges, the mighty riverboat. Its vibe decadent, its pace, leisurely, its destination, romance. What better platform to view the Kay River and her picaresque environs? But wait, whats this? Complications!? Something that is, upon further investigation, not exactly what it, at first, appears to be!? HERE? In Cordelia? Well I never.
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0:00.0 | This is a HeadGum podcast. |
0:04.0 | Ah, there you are a traveler. |
0:10.0 | Come inside, hang up your coach, put your feet by the fire, and I shall |
0:19.7 | bring you what you so desperately seek. |
0:24.0 | Rood Tales of Magic. |
0:31.0 | Welcome back to R tales of magic. When last we left our heroes they had |
0:36.6 | discovered a steamboat. Thinking quickly they decided to pose as lovers so |
0:41.8 | they could sneak on. |
0:43.5 | We joined them now as they stand on a dock. |
0:46.7 | Big Whole Boys, how are we dressed? |
0:49.5 | Bello, our lovely Teethling, is wearing a bright scarlet shirt with a deep, deep V. There's almost a hint of belly button. This V is so deep. |
1:02.0 | Damn, that's a deep V. Is is it uh so it's billowing it's yeah it's it's got some it's got some |
1:07.4 | drape is a ruffle to it no not that far okay leading question and you said |
1:12.0 | no albie is wearing a very like, deination, like, flowy tunicy dress that's like gathered at the shoulder so she's got like a one shoulder thing |
1:25.5 | happening it's beautiful and her hair is down we've never seen it like that before |
1:30.3 | Wow Cordelia steps out of a carriage. |
1:34.0 | And her... |
1:35.0 | You see her hand first as the carriage driver helps her down and then her hat her huge hat lifts up and reveals her |
1:46.3 | beautiful face and below that you see she's wearing a very what would be considered a smart outfit which is like a |
1:57.8 | pencil skirt and a little blazer and like a lovely blouse that has I'm going to say a lot going on around the |
2:07.2 | decolotage area. And so the cab the the carriage driver says to you, and you're sure, just half a mile downstream |
2:15.1 | just at the dog, that's all you wanted? |
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