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Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak
Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak
4.8 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
The hags are back on seasonally appropriate fixations, gifting the eavesdroppers a real ear-load. Springform pans, relinquished and reacquired. Whisperings of a tart, darting and diagonaling in the market. A mother wakes in the night to witness a cake’s density. The cornerstone is the cornerstone. Cord inventory, face-first casting, a shoe garage. What is it to monger?
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| 0:00.0 | Hi guys, it's us. This is what you might call an ad, a little pre-roll in the jargon of the biz. |
| 0:07.1 | And we're here, yeah, to annoy you with an ad that isn't the content. Why? So we can remind you the importance, the honor, the glory, the humility of joining premium, becoming a premium subscriber. |
| 0:19.6 | When you show us with cash that you enjoy the show, |
| 0:23.4 | we bring something to your life, who the hell knows, we're a community here. As you know, |
| 0:28.0 | and as you very well know, we are now, we're independent, we do this all ourselves, we are producing |
| 0:33.2 | the show. We have no suits. We have no big, you know, the headquarters. They're gone. It's just us. |
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| 0:57.4 | Two best friends both alike in dignity. |
| 1:00.0 | Nurturing phantoms and courting the muse. |
| 1:02.3 | The hag divines when something must die. |
| 1:04.6 | Yes, that was poog. |
| 1:05.8 | But this is huge. |
| 1:07.3 | The ego loves to seek. |
| 1:08.8 | But never to find. |
| 1:10.1 | It was Berlant and Novak the whole time. |
| 1:15.3 | Well, something that I am getting into, or I'm in the mood for, and yes, it's seasonal. |
| 1:21.1 | First of all, hello. Let's just say hello. Hello, hello, hello. Coming right in with a |
| 1:25.4 | seasonally appropriate fixation that I haven't had in years. |
| 1:29.5 | Baking. |
| 1:30.9 | Oh, wow. |
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