Don't Touch the Earth
Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak
Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak
4.8 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 January 2026
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
At the dawn of the new year, Christmas needs unpacking. Jacqueline's voice breaks in elf mode and Kate secures a coveted table. Armed with two pens and a watercolor set, ritual pulls them in. Boo the Cat announces himself and the tiger breaks in, starving for a moment. A storage unit gets unlocked as liquid code unfolds. A rare sighting of a bride at ease. Never so far from Paris as the moment she lands. Please don’t assume that no response means no thank you. Soft-playing gifts as gags, never moving the book, and faking a phone call. A childhood friend's dog resurfaces while reading—this life or previous?
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| 0:57.4 | Two best friends both alike in dignity. |
| 1:00.0 | Nurturing phantoms and courting the muse. |
| 1:02.3 | The hag divines when something must die. |
| 1:04.6 | Yes, that was poog. |
| 1:05.8 | But this is huge. |
| 1:07.3 | The ego loves to seek, but never to find. |
| 1:10.1 | It was Berlant and Novak the whole time. |
| 1:14.7 | Oh, hi. I'm back. Dan it da da da da da da da da da da da da. Hi. I went through the airport in this. Don't you |
| 1:20.2 | love it? Silk Boes from Sojuk, a boutique in Brooklyn. |
| 1:24.9 | Wow. During my last, during my Christmas Eve, was a Christmas Eve a day before? |
| 1:30.0 | Can't recall. No, it was Christmas Eve, a little last minute, picked up a little silk and bow claw |
| 1:36.6 | for my mother and my niece like this. I have a lot. I'm bringing in with a lot. I bet you do. Wait, first of all. Yeah. First of all, I know that we're past, we're past the Christmas season. I know we're past it. Everyone, we're aware. But I just feel the need. No, sorry, we're going to be unpacking Christmas straight through Feb. So get ready, folks. All right. Yeah, yeah. But I just want to say, |
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