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Yannis Pappas Hour

Yannis Pappas

News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, News Commentary

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

It’s everyone’s favorite fake news show and this one is a goodie. Governor Desantis makes a commercial for himself because he’s the “Top Gov” (get it?) and we are the United States of Advertising and everyone is a walking brand making commercials for themselves. We’ve coated reality with filters and soundtracks and we’re all for sale. Whether it’s Donald Trump or the Top Gov, we are all communicating in commercials. Like LA, America is now a smoothie of stool & we’re living in a commercial for it. Long day, incoming! Sponsors Manscaped https://www.manscaped.com Promo: fumes Weekly Bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdays?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator #comedy #podcast #news #satire Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	guys welcome to long guys before we get started I want to tell you about my
0:03.1	live dates right now where you can come see some live stand-up comedy see you
0:06.6	boy Yani September 9th and 10th at Uncle Vinnie's in Point Pleasant New Jersey
0:10.9	one of the nights is sold out there still tickets for the other one see you
0:14.7	down there at the Jersey Shore then it will be in Pots Town PA at Soul Joe's
0:19.5	comedy dome September 24th so get your tickets will also be a Grand Rapids
0:25.5	Comedy Club at Creston Brewery and Grand Rapids Michigan that'll be
0:31.7	October 13th through the 15th then November 11th and 12th I will be at the
0:36.1	Vulcan Gas Company in Austin Texas November 11th and 12th get all your
0:41.9	tickets at YanisPapasComedy.com also patreon patreon.com slash Yani Long
0:48.1	Days go enjoy those bonus episodes every week five dollars you get the
0:52.6	audio you get the video those episodes are some of our funniest and just
0:57.5	become a member of the Fediverse if you're a Fedophile then the Fediverse is for
1:02.2	you see over there patreon
1:09.1	welcome to Long Days with YanisPapas the only true source of
1:14.4	information that is out there in the universe not just the globe I can make
1:19.5	that claim because there's nobody around to dispute it if they do come oh
1:23.5	then whatever I'll still argue it because why not my perspective is truth
1:29.0	welcome to 2022 where my interest is what it is there this is an undeniable
1:36.9	truth this is an objective fact as objective as it gets Paul Pelosi's got to
1:40.7	spend five days in prison that's funny guys in his 70s he got a Dewey and he's
1:46.0	got to spend five days in prison walking into the bullpen please turn the
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