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🗓️ 3 September 2022
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0:00.0 | What's up everybody? Welcome to the show. What a week it has been right now. Mississippi |
0:11.7 | is without drinking water. So freaking cold spring water is sending a whole bunch of |
0:16.3 | bottles down there to Mississippi to take care of the situation. You can bathe with it and |
0:20.8 | guess what? It stays freaking cold. You could also use the departure teeth and it stays |
0:25.8 | as freaking cold. Freaky cold mountain spring water to the rescue. Hearts out to Mississippi |
0:33.0 | people who a lot of which said what? There's the thing called a shower and they said yeah |
0:41.2 | Jackson it doesn't work and they go oh man maybe I should get one of those installed. Jordan |
0:49.7 | Peterson a video that I found that I don't know if this is news but we're going to have |
0:53.9 | some fun with it is unsure whether he's a religious profitor or not. We'll just watch |
0:59.8 | the video. I don't know if I have many jokes on that. That's one of those that you just |
1:04.1 | call can't add comedy to comedy. So stick around to watch that video. Also Lindsey Graham |
1:10.1 | responsibly said there'll be rides in the street if Trump is indicted. Also Biden responsibly |
1:17.2 | said that people who support Maga are semi fascist. I didn't know you could be semi fascist. |
1:26.9 | I knew you could be semi pro meaning that you haven't made the big leagues but you're |
1:30.5 | playing in some sort of intramural slash league that gives you a paycheck. I didn't know |
1:35.2 | you could be semi fascist. I don't know how was fascist is one of those things that you |
1:41.4 | either are or you're not right. Have you ever met anyone who's semi fascist? You're at a party |
1:48.0 | with someone and you're like hey listen Hitler wasn't all wrong and the part that I don't think he |
1:52.5 | was wrong about was the oven stuff and you go guy semi fascist because he was okay with some of |
1:57.7 | the other stuff. We'll get into that but also highly responsible to be saying that as president |
2:04.7 | but also I want to give him credit because it was absolutely audible that part and I definitely |
2:10.5 | heard all the there were spaces between the words and I heard them all so that was good but there |
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