While you're listening to this podcast, I'm causing mischief.

Like creeping past sleepy granddad to sneak a pot of Petty Faloo from the fridge.

Because Petty Fal Lou fuels the mischief.

Boom!

Mom says that Petty for Lou is made with calcium and vitamin D for healthy bones. She knows best, most of the time.

Fueling mischief with petty flu.

The Bert Show.

This could go in a lot of different directions.

The only thing you need to know going into this is that 911 was called after a first date.

Now you fill in the blanks.

Yeah, this first date was like... Now you fill in the blanks.

Yeah, this first date was like a menagerie of mishaps just like awkward from top to bottom Even starting from how I was set up because it started at my end of

treatment party I had a couple fellow bisexuals there and for those that don't know treatment and don't know what you're

talking about you want to explain so yeah I had tongue cancer I ended treatment

a few months ago and Kristen and everybody here was amazing and threw me like this awesome party and

had my friends and family come and it was just like such an amazing time except

for this. The fellow bisexuals they gifted me a card that was super sweet and it had a gift card to go see a movie

So in the card they wrote you know all the really kind things like

oh congratulations on your treatment blah blah blah at the very end it said we hope you have a really good time with Nicole Winky face and so I was like

who is Nicole I thought they were setting me up because we are all together in this kind of

queer movie club and I went to check and guess there's a girl named Nicole in the club who I knew lived in Atlanta

But I had never met her in person so I sat on this for a couple of weeks I don't want to speed pass this a queer movie club.

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