Producer Rebecca Gives Us A Lesson On Gender With The Dumbest Game The Bert Show Has Ever Played!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2025
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's midnight. Again, you've got an early start. There's no more sheep to count, and your part of the snoring means that it's going to be another night of tossing and turning. |
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| 1:02.5 | The Bert Show. |
| 1:03.7 | I don't know why this morning I find it so funny that you have been doing the show for the last six months in the dark. |
| 1:08.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:10.0 | Just, it's a physical representation of the dark cloud that's been looming over my psyche for six months. |
| 1:16.8 | We have this overhead lighting in studio. |
| 1:19.7 | It's track lighting, man. |
| 1:20.6 | It's track lighting. |
| 1:21.3 | But there are two or three lights over Abby that have been out for months, and the engineers are trying. |
| 1:27.4 | We've got great engineers here. They're trying everything they can to fix them and I don't |
| 1:30.6 | really understand the engineering behind it but they haven't been able to fix it so it looks |
| 1:35.7 | like there's some kind of eclipse going on over Abby when I get a good idea it'll finally |
| 1:41.2 | go ding about my head all right, who did you offend this week? |
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