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if it's time to go to war. War? Over her best friend. Not if it's time to go to war.

It's when do I go to war? Okay. Alright. It's going to happen. You got the camouflage

on. You got the black stuff on your eyes. Exactly. You got to helmet on with the little

bush on top. Why is there a bush on top? Because you're hiding in the bush. No, no,

I never saw the bush on top of it. Watch Apocalypse now. Right. I'm going. So a while

ago, I told you all about my friend who was dating this guy and she was excited. He

seemed different. You know, he presented himself in a way that made her just fall easy.

She fell in love and he was giving her. Did he love bomber? Probably. What does that

mean? What's that? You have bomb where like in the very beginning, the person is just

showering you with everything you could ever want, whether it's materialistic or emotionally.

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