Producer Keity Has A Special Request For Someone In Studio!
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🗓️ 1 July 2024
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Listen, it's the Bert show. |
| 0:02.0 | All right, it may, here's a warning for everybody in studio, |
| 0:05.0 | it may start to get a little bit awkward in here. |
| 0:06.5 | I'm not exactly sure why, but that's what I saw on the schedule. |
| 0:09.0 | Katie, what's up? |
| 0:10.0 | Y'all, it's happening. |
| 0:12.0 | I'm getting married. |
| 0:13.4 | What? You are? |
| 0:14.9 | Huh? Don't you need to get laid first? |
| 0:17.0 | Eventually. |
| 0:18.0 | Right. |
| 0:19.0 | Didn't use to work that way. |
| 0:20.0 | Back in the day. |
| 0:22.0 | This is before you time. |
| 0:23.0 | I know this is some before you. You know. |
| 0:25.0 | This is some kind of trickery here. |
| 0:30.0 | You haven't been telling us about |
| 0:34.7 | anybody you're seeing it so what's your Jedi mind trick? |
| 0:38.1 | No eventually I'm going to get married. |
| 0:40.7 | Okay. |
| 0:41.7 | As quick as birthday uh-uh after you say that you should be offended. |
| 0:45.0 | You can't. |
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