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Hey, The Bert Show.

So what are we going to be doing

once the Bert Show is over?

Jackson's plan changed a couple of weeks ago.

A bittersweet conversation I had with the last

week. You're a traitor. Excuse you. That's something that some lettuce stuck in my throat.

That was really good. I have tried to tell listeners that the Burt Show is not a life sentence.

All right. You are allowed to find other jobs if they are going to make you happy.

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