Privatise the NHS, My A$$ (I Won’t Privatise the NHS) feat. Rob Delaney

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2019

⏱️ 63 minutes

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It was a usual Friday afternoon in the Caliphate of Tower Hamlets. Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Olga (@rocknrolga ) were minding their own business when a man walked in with a baby. That man was Rob Delaney (@robdelaney), comedian and star of ‘Catastrophe’ on Channel 4. We discussed a terrible service that aims to provide feudalism in education, NHS privatisation plans, and why all of Matt Hancock’s acolytes can’t seem to stop taking jobs at health app companies. This is the first of what will surely be a number of business baby podcasts. All future guests take note: bring babies. A friend of the show was in a car accident in the US and needs funds for surgery. He has an amazing Patreon that you should sign up for: https://www.patreon.com/EminemObama Please bear in mind that your favourite moron lads have a Patreon now. You too can support us here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture/overview *LIVE SHOW ALERT* We have an upcoming live show -- with comedian Josie Long -- in London on February 21st at the Star of Kings (126 York Way, Kings Cross, London N1 0AX) starting at 7.30 pm. You can buy tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/trashfuture-live-ft-josie-long-tickets-54546538164 *COMEDY KLAXON* On 13th February at 8 pm, Josie Long and a number of other comics will perform at Smoke Comedy at the Sekforde (34 Sekforde Street London EC1R 0HA). Tickets are £5, and you can get them here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/smoke-comedy-feat-josie-long-tickets-55036156626 Also: you can commodify your dissent with a t-shirt from http://www.lilcomrade.com/, and what’s more, it’s mandatory if you want to be taken seriously. Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

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0:00.0	Okay, so guys, I think 2019 is going to be the year of mom mode, and I came up with this while sitting on my washing machine last night, and I finished a full bottle of white wine for no apparent reason while playing board games with my friends, and I thought, this is going to be the year of Michael Boubley.
0:15.8	We're going mom mode, everyone.
0:18.0	Washing machine on?
0:20.0	Obviously.
0:20.6	Okay, good, just making sure. Oh, yeah. My washing machine,? Obviously. Okay, good.
0:21.0	Just making sure.
0:21.7	Oh, yeah.
0:22.4	My washing machine,
0:23.7	as I call him my husband.
0:25.7	Just sitting on top of washing machine.
0:27.1	I replace all my chairs with washing.
0:29.4	Just sitting on top of a washing machine that's not on.
0:31.7	Like, I don't understand what people mean about, like, why is it good?
0:36.1	If anything, it's hard.
0:41.4	This is way less pleasurable than they said no that's what we're doing
0:43.2	this is the new this is the new creedo
0:44.9	beast mode 2018
0:46.8	it's it's above it being feral
0:49.0	and savage whatever beast mode 2018 we're
0:51.1	leaving it there 2019
0:52.4	end of no p January it's mom mode everybody a creed out of the day's wine from the brave moms of the US military Beast Mode 2018. We're leaving it there. 2019. End of No P. January.
0:55.1	It's Mom Mode, everybody.
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