Omn is the production of I-Heart Radio.

We are going to support emergency for the first time in a

position.

And, uh...

We are seeing Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization,

we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and

esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just

reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Yeah, Oh, oh, oh, oh, You have accessed entry 988.

H.O1308, certificate number 41871.

Private Voi-Tec The Bear. It seems like the kind of nickname that a

that somebody named Private Voi Tech would get, right?

He's the bear.

That's like his CB handle.

Or maybe it's post Don't Ask Don't Tell

and it's more of an identity for him.

Oh, interesting.

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