Omnibuses a production at iHeart Radio.

We are going to the board emergency for the first time in a

position yet and uh...

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization,

we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and

esoterica that would otherwise be lost. So whether you're listening from an

advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our

transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Yeah, Oh, oh, oh, oh, You have accessed entry 601.

G.N. 4321, certificate number 51720.

Hotel Detective Now as a Trivador yourself, traveling the highways and byways of this great land.

You're referring of course to the They Might Be Giant song,

she was a Hotel Detective.

Hotel Detective.

You've probably stayed yourself at plenty of hotels.

How many nights of your life would you say you spent it?

Oh, man.

So many.

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