Prison Rules Apply w/ Felipe Esparza!

DOPE AS USUAL Podcast

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Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2026

⏱️ 171 minutes

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Felipe is one of the funniest foos we know and he came through for an absolute BANGER 3-hour hilarious episode!! Get Unrestricted: ⁠https://www.dopeasusualpodcast.com/unrestricted⁠ Discount Codes: ⁠https://www.dopeasusualpodcast.com/sponsors⁠ Thank you for watching Prison Rules Apply on DOPE AS USUAL Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, you can.
0:17.0	What's up everybody? Welcome back to the Dope's usual podcast. My name is Thomas Dope as Yole. Perfect.
0:21.7	What's up, everybody?
0:23.3	Welcome back to the dope as usual podcast.
0:24.1	My name is Thomas.
0:24.5	Dope as yo.
0:25.9	This is my co-host, Marty O'Neill.
0:26.7	What's crack you guys?
0:27.3	What's up, Marty?
0:28.1	What's up?
0:29.9	What's up?
0:34.1	No, what's ever done? All right, it's the first episode of the year.
0:36.1	I'm very excited to have this guest back. Please give a warm welcome to Felipe Sgarza.
0:38.3	What's up everybody? What's up, fool? Thank you for having me. What's up, dude? You came dressed like you're going to ask me for the money. I am, but where is that shit? Where's the money, man? What's the fucking money, bro? I don't want to break your legs or your fingers. We're past that, bro.
0:54.6	It's just sex now.
0:55.7	It's collection.
0:56.3	We're past the beating up.
0:57.5	Someone's getting bad. money bro. I don't want to break your legs or your fingers. We're past that bro. It's just sex
0:55.4	now. It's collection. We're past the beating up. Someone's getting bantered. That's it. That's how we do shit in 2026. These rights got to be made wrong one way or the other. Yeah, something's going to happen. Prison rules apply. That sounds like an episode. That's how we, present rules apply rules apply. It's a good episode. What's up, dude? What's up, man? How did you get this morning? Pretty good, man. Pretty good. We were talking about Goodwill hunting and then as he's talking about, he goes, what movie we're talking about? So that's what I do. We're talking about the other one, we're talking about the wrestling movie with the smashing machines.
1:28.9	Smashing machine.
1:30.4	It was what it was, man.
1:33.9	It was a movie.
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