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DOPE AS USUAL Podcast

Absolutely Trippin!

DOPE AS USUAL Podcast

DOPE AS USUAL PODCAST LLC

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.91.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2026

⏱️ 96 minutes

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What's up guys!! We're back with our first solo ep of 2026. It's hella hilarous and intense at the same time. We appreciate you being here, be sure to drop a comment! Get Unrestricted: https://www.dopeasusualpodcast.com/unrestricted Discount Codes: https://www.dopeasusualpodcast.com/sponsors Thank you for watching Absolutely Trippin! on DOPE AS USUAL Podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What's all?

0:02.0

What, I'm good, I'm ready for the photo shoot? Omar's ass is still getting up. Alright, I got the camera ready. I got the audio ready. I got all my gear ready. I got all my gear ready. I got my one pair. I should have brought more, but I got one pair. What? Oh, these are sick, dude. Okay, well, I only got one pair too. They said these are like super, super exclusive limited, so I mean, we each got one. Oh, what? I'm actually gonna wear my boxers, so make sure you bring your... I'll bring them, I'll bring them. For the actual commercial, and I'm gonna hit the road, I'll let you know my ATA. Perfect, let me know, dude, I'll let you know mine. As soon as I... Oh, this fool's coming out now. Fool, what the fuck? Look at this fucking dude, Marty.

0:40.3

Bro, those are the only ones we got. you know my ATA. Perfect. Let me know, dude. I'll let you know mine. Oh, this fool's coming out now.

0:38.3

Fool, what the fuck?

0:39.3

Look at this fucking dude, Marty.

0:40.3

Bro, those are the only ones we got.

0:41.3

These are for their commercial. Well, those are the ones for the shoe. Fuck. I don't have a Model 2X. Models are not fat. Why don't you have pants on? I'm not ready yet.

0:50.3

Fuck, we're late as it is.

0:51.3

Yeah, you gotta get on the road.

0:52.3

I mean, I could just take them on.

0:53.3

Oh, I'll leave them on.

0:54.3

Ugh.

0:55.3

Oh, you already put your tick in there.

0:56.3

Yeah, I was supposed to wear him, but I'm not ready yet. Fuck, we're late as it is. Yeah, you gotta get on the road. I mean, I could just take them on. Oh, I'll leave them on.

0:55.0

Oh, fool, you already put your tick in there.

0:57.0

Yeah, I was supposed to wear them, but I'm not putting those on now.

0:59.0

Changing plans.

1:00.0

I'll see you in 30 minutes.

1:01.0

I'm... Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.

1:13.6

Perfect. Perfect. What's up, guys? Welcome back to the Dope's usual podcast. My name is Thomas. Dope's y'Obe's y'all. This is my co-host, Marty O'Neill. What's cracking, folks? Hi. Hello. How are you? I don't have headphones. So I don't hear the intro. I'm just imagining it and imagining a bunch of boopo, bo, bo, bo, bo. And the Seth Rogen laugh and a mushroom, a bunch of stuff. I need headphones. All right. We got to figure this situation. We'll figure it out. What's up, guys? Welcome back to the show. What's today? today is the 8th, and this is coming out on Tuesday. Thursday, the 8th, we're recording this thing. Okay, so by around the 11th, 12th, we're dropping this. Happy Tuesday. If you are at home, congratulations. You're chilling, watching something fun, hoping you're smoking weed. If you're at school, I'm sorry. Also, you should pay attention because, like, I don't know how to long divide. I missed one day in second grade. I still don't know how to long divide. I was too embarrassed to ask. It was a long time ago. So don't be me. A grown adult that can't long divide because he didn't want to ask. But I'm really good at math

2:35.5

because I have to do it in my head because I don't know how to long divide. I don't how to carry

2:40.4

shit. Anyway, if you're at school, pay attention. If you're at work, be careful because you're

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