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🗓️ 1 March 2023
⏱️ 20 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome! Welcome, one and all, to the late show. I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. It is... |
0:10.0 | CHEERING AND APPLAUSE |
0:13.0 | We, uh, you know, it's served by... |
0:15.0 | This is my job to come out here and talk about whatever I was talking about today, |
0:18.0 | but it was a very strange news day full of unpleasant people, |
0:21.0 | which is why we've entitled tonight's monologue, |
0:24.0 | The Late Show's Oops All A-Holes. |
0:26.0 | LAUGHTER |
0:28.0 | Exhibit A-Hole, Fox News chairman and corpse dragged from the sea, Rupert Murdoch. |
0:34.0 | LAUGHTER |
0:36.0 | Last month, Murdoch sat down for a deposition as part of Dominion Voting Systems, |
0:40.0 | $1.6 billion lawsuit against Fox News. |
0:43.0 | And he admitted, under oath, that election lies were knowingly endorsed by Fox host Sean Hannity, |
0:50.0 | Jeanine Piro, Lou Dobbs, and Maria Bartoromo, collectively known as Dumb Dumber Dumbest and Sean Hannity. |
0:58.0 | LAUGHTER |
1:00.0 | But, when... |
1:02.0 | CHEERING AND APPLAUSE |
1:06.0 | Well, when asked if Fox News as a whole had endorsed the stolen election narrative, |
1:14.0 | you replied, not Fox! No, not Fox! |
1:17.0 | But if you're most viewed hosts endorsed it, then your network endorsed it. |
1:21.0 | I'd like to see this guy in a murder trial. |
1:23.0 | Did I stab that fella? |
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