Hello, I'm currently out of office.

An article I read recently said we're more relaxed and more productive after a good break.

So, I've gone to Barbados for a month for science.

Yours, Toby.

Take your holiday as seriously as British Airways holidays take your holiday.

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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today, Wednesday, the 8th of March.

How nice to have your company.

How nice to be with you. How nice to bring you stories of waxing.

Stories about Jeremy O'Connell and that dreary girlfriend of his who's cleverly managed to get

herself pregnant and, oh, it's all just dreary.

But Prince Harry kicks off today.

Yes, poor old Prince Harry, the one who doesn't really have a job. It's sort of a little bit,

he's sort of a little bit, a little bit, I don't know, I don't know what he is really.

Anyway, he's now been mocked by his friends because he waxed his chest to impress his girlfriend.

I don't think she's going to be impressed by that dear.

If you had a six-pack, she'd be more impressed.

But Harry was on the beach, and when he was pictured in, I think it was Afghanistan, he was sort of a hairy boy.

He's sort of ginger, and now he shaved it all off. Obviously, she's gone, have you thought about waxing? And he's gone, no, because it's not the kind of thing you'd probably see in the royal family. But anyway, they say he wants to look his shiny best for Megan. It'd be like sleeping with a brillo pad, won't it really? I mean, to be honest with you, you could

literally put him on his tummy, push him up the floor and he could create sparks, I should imagine.

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