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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. Thursday, the 9th of March.

You'll either be completely depressed this morning if you're self-employed or cocker hoop if you don't smoke or drink or do anything else.

But basically, oh, and if you use your mobile phone abroad, they've got you on that one.

And the price of phones will go up. And what else? I don't know, but if you drive a white van,

not your year, is it really? Not your year. Loads of people who are self-employed.

Darren Adam's not remotely bothered. It's going to cost it. What did he reckon it was going to cost him extra a year? A couple of hundred power, 250 quid. I can do that. I can do that. I've got a spare 250 quid. I saved me money. So, you know, if that's what it costs, fair enough, I don't mind. But everybody else going, ooh, 250, there's a lot of money. But there again, you know, I pay my Jews. So it's not actually going to affect me in any great way, shape or form. It just means I don't buy, I don't know, six bottles of

Prosecco in a week or something like, I don't know. Anyway, the celebrities and the names in

the frames, Lewis the Boar, confirms that he did cheat on his then girlfriend, Marnie Simpson.

In other words, he slept with her, then he slept with somebody else, and he slept with

somebody. Who cares? Who cares? He was a dullard first time round, a man with zero personality. It all seems to be down below, doesn't it? It's a bit bungalow Bill Wiggins. Nothing upstairs, all downstairs. So, I mean, who cares where the two dimwits sleep with each other? I mean, I couldn't care less, really. Charlotte Crosby displays a very full pout, as she dismisses some girls a stupid little so-and-so,

it's in a foul-mouth rant, while celebrating International Women's Day.

I'd you beg a pardon, Charlotte. It's not for you. It's for women. Women, W-I-M-M-I-N. People who go women, okay, backstroke, crawl, you know, people who go women,

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