Previewing most of the country (as massive USF homers)

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4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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We decided to preview the entire rest of the country not currently in a Power Five conference the only way we could: Speaking for the entire podcast as massive University of South Florida homers. The first and only episode of the internet's only South Florida Bulls podcast, GROTHE POINTE BLANK, features all of the following facts about noted Bulls rivals C-Florida and their terrible, terrible city, Orlando. Orlando would come to fight us but their infrastructure is crumbling Orlando, the city designed by an eight year-old boy SHOUTS OUT TO TEMPLE TERRACEWhich Orlando boy bands had the worst cardio? Why does UCF's new coach look like the worst version of Ryan possible? We swear there's something besides UCF and Orlando jokes and shouts out to Tampa neighborhoodsA full roll-through of every non-Power 5 conference, and whether they're a threat to the USF Bulls 2018 national championship(Spoiler: No team can possibly stop the Bulls) 46 minutes go by before Spencer makes a mistake! It's a new record!Why Stanford has the safest sex in all of the Pac-12The MAC previewed in the time it takes to successfully ride a bull. BUT NOT A USF BULL BECAUSE A USF BULL IS RIDDEN BY NO MAN LISTEN. SUBSCRIBE. ENJOY? ENJOY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, welcome to Groovy Point blank the internet's only home the only home for South Florida bulls news
0:10.1	That's right get your balls on get your balls on
0:17.0	Show me your balls
0:20.2	You
0:23.3	Know the worst part as you started with that and I just kept going with it right
0:30.0	Your balls
0:32.0	Peer pressured into into trying to create a UCF bull song on the fly not the first time
0:39.5	I I would say I would say that as a as a Tampa native and usf bulls die hard
0:48.0	I really do I do appreciate our cities vast history of embracing all forms of music
0:56.8	But especially 90s club music
1:00.0	Where the visit dancer who liked my boob before anyone really liked my boob and I mean even ironically
1:06.4	That's right the great city of Tampa. Do you know what the actual unofficial flight song of usf is it's no
1:12.1	But I don't know any Christians Fabians. No, it's planet Seoul actually I was gonna say my neck my back
1:17.9	No, no, no, we needed a little more family friendly
1:21.0	But also written with sort of the overlay of like taking too much sheep ecstasy. That's right
1:26.7	No, it's the radio and it's my neck my back hold my crumbling infrastructure back
1:31.4	That's we're not talking about Orlando. Oh, oh, sorry that school east. What are the east?
1:39.1	That's cool that school up middle
1:42.1	That's school up 68 minutes maybe 78 minutes away. You just call them the Alta Monti Springs shit burgers. We all do yeah
1:49.9	That's right Disney-ass bitch burgers. Why don't you walk you ass in here try to win a bowl game every now and then can't walk
1:55.6	There's no monorail
2:01.1	That's right growthy point blank featuring Holly Anderson Tampa native say hi
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