Welcome to the internet's finest Nebraska Corn Huskers podcast. That's right. I know you're

custom-ed listening to the shutdown full cast here, but that's not what you're getting because you know

what? Your life isn't wholesome or powerful enough. All right. It's just not, especially if you've

been listening to the shutdown full cast. No, this week, what you get from us, from Lincoln Nebraska

itself, the finest city on these here planes. You get Jason. Did you forget the name of our

Nebraska podcast? No, no, no, you're going to sound way better than me saying it. Okay. So

what I sort of put you back into it is like a like a three minute intro, like a Dan Carlin hardcore

history where like we run through like great quotes from Nebraska history, you know, like

some some really cool Tom Osborne quote and then like audio of like Bo Polini like,

fuck the fans. I'll eat the fans ears. I don't give a shit. I just got to get the fuck out of here.

And like and like dramatic announcer voice over that that just builds and builds and builds too.

This is hardcore pornography. And then there's like another three minutes where Dan Carlin explains like

this is part five of a six part podcast on the big 10 West. That's a really good Dan Carlin.

If you're just now tuning in, stick around for the next four hours before you go back to part one.

I've got bags on my feet. I'm wearing bags and socks. I'm joined the night by Spencer Hall who

has bags big wet bags on his feet. Spencer, why? I'll tell you right after this ad for me,

Andies.

And Carlin would never run me on these.

No, how could he? Do you think he could work me on these into like a four hour podcast about

the Mongols that I'm never going to listen to? I think my favorite part of his ad is they're at the end.

He's like, we're at our six. Let's talk about Squarespace.

You've made it this far. Let's give you the reward of the Squarespace.

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