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*PREVIEW* Young Men’s Fancy: TF Live from the Edinburgh Fringe 10.8.19

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2019

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

We did it. We drove from London to Edinburgh with all our equipment in tow, climbed a fucking medieval staircase in a downpour, got soaked to the damn bones, and then played a (sold out!!!!) show at the Edinburgh Fringe. We only had a 50 minute time slot, so this was a short one. Thank you so much to all the fans who came out in the garbage weather to see it. This show was a blast and we think you'll really enjoy it! Get the full thing here on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/29164609 *COME SEE MILO* If you're in Edinburgh for the Fringe, come see our boy perform his show -- it's at 2 pm every day until 26 August: https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/pindos  *LIVE SHOW ALERT* Guess who’s going to play live at The World Transformed in Brighton this September? That’s right, your favourite podcast lads. Buy a ticket here: http://theworldtransformed.org If you want to buy one of our recent special-edition phone-cops shirt, shoot us an email at trashfuturepodcast[at]gmail[dot]com and we can post it to you. (£20 for non-patrons, £15 for patrons) Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

Transcript

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0:00.0

It took a lot for me to type this onto my computer.

0:17.7

My fingers had to make the words, and I felt like I died a little bit, having done it.

0:23.7

Riley's now on a list.

0:27.1

Don't ask where I was earlier today.

0:29.3

I was not in the Manhattan Correctional Facility visiting a certain prisoner.

0:36.2

I have an airtight alibi.

0:39.0

Riley and Scrooge McDuck have been friends for years.

0:43.1

There's nothing untoward about it.

0:45.0

Look, Scrooge McDuck only flew on that plane to go to a scientific conference.

0:50.3

He didn't know there were kids in that pile of money.

0:54.6

He never wore pants. It didn't matter if there were kids in that pile of money. He never wore pants.

0:56.3

It didn't matter if there were kids there or not.

1:02.6

Okay, so here's from the report.

1:07.5

Also, why is his name Muck Duck?

1:13.1

That's like you being called riley muckhuman because that's what what the name had to be changed to when they went on the mayflower

1:19.1

they also live in the town of duckberg i mean imagine riley living in rileyville and he's like

1:22.8

oh there's riley doing riley things yeah that's basically i've been told i live there

1:27.3

mentally um so um doing Riley things. Yeah, that's basically... I've been told I live there, mentally.

1:29.7

So, number one, if the new Patreon goal, $20,000 a month, I'm changing my name to

1:36.7

McCuman.

1:40.4

Number two, let's hear from this moronic report, shall we?

1:43.9

Because I know I've built it up a lot, but trust me, it's worth it.

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