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*PREVIEW* Trashfuture Presents: Balthasar Speedboat 6

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7935 Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2019

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

It's a special episode featuring only the loveliest of accents. This week's bonus features Milo with guests Aidan 'Taco' Jones, Dan Muggleton, and Pope Lonergan. It's a bunch of comedians telling some damn jokes -- about Australia, about fancy words, about rugby -- and so much more. Hope you enjoy! If you want to hear the whole thing, get it on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/28990329 *COME SEE MILO* If you're in Edinburgh for the Fringe, come see our boy perform his (highly acclaimed!!) show: https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/pindos *LIVE SHOW ALERT* Guess who’s going to play live at The World Transformed in Brighton this September? That’s right, your favourite podcast lads. Buy a ticket here: http://theworldtransformed.org If you want to buy one of our recent special-edition phone-cops shirt, shoot us an email at trashfuturepodcast[at]gmail[dot]com and we can post it to you. (£20 for non-patrons, £15 for patrons) Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

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0:00.0

Yeah, soy boy is like the opposite, like, version of that.

0:17.1

The Brexiteers use Soyboy.

0:19.1

Yeah.

0:19.5

The alt-right people, because they have this conspiracy theory that like, um, because

0:22.9

apparently soy has like a small amount of estrogen in it.

0:25.7

Oh, really?

0:26.4

They're all convinced that like, they're like soy because it's such a common ingredient in

0:30.5

stuff is like a like a left wing Soros conspiracy to like turn men into women. And so they're all like, they call like, if you're on the left, they're like, oh,

0:39.2

you're probably eating too much soy.

0:41.1

So I never realized that.

0:42.4

I just thought it was soy because it's like inner city coffee shops.

0:45.2

I never realized that there was a basis in pseudoscience for that.

0:48.5

Oh, that totally is.

0:49.6

That's great.

0:50.4

There's another weird thing about the alt-right is that they're, like, they're, like, they're, like, as a signifier of their superiority, they're like proud milk drinks, apparently, right?

1:04.3

Like, we're not lactose in trolle and we can, we can process milk.

1:08.3

We're in order of everything else.

1:10.9

But it's not lactose.

1:12.3

It's a weird thing because it's like about the Northern Europeans apparently

1:16.5

becoming cattle herders and that, that they can process lactose better than other people.

1:22.3

But really is that we shouldn't be able to process lactose.

1:25.5

Yeah, sure.

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