This is from near the articles then, but I'm going to start with it.

While we talked in his office, Ackman told me a story, apropos of nothing, about a week-long trip he took to Japan in the early 1990s, during which he stayed with a family whose patriarch worked in the video game.

Years later, Ackman found out about a Japanese video game called Go Go Ackman.

To quote Wikipedia, follows a demon child named Ackman who harvest souls for

the great demon king.

The real Ackman spokesperson held up an iPad with an image from the game for me to see.

The demon child, like Ackman himself as a child, had prematurely gray hair.

Ackman said, I think that's me, and I never got royalty.

This profile was insane though.

This is completely fucking bonkers.

And when I say he's a hero to wives everywhere, I am quoting a bit where he describes a meme

where someone allegedly emails their wife that they have done the dishes.

Oh, we'll get that.

And then the wife says, oh, that's nothing.

Look what Bill Ackman is doing for academia.

And it turns out that that was a meme of a text was so clearly faked that like the fonts

of the different sizes.

It's just...

No, but my wife actually just said that to me today.

I showed it like a...

Did you email her? I emailed her and texted her and she was just like, yes, she made a lovely dinner for

this evening, but you didn't do what Bill Ackman did.

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