National Tesco Big Brother Database

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

The little story of a London wine bar heir who decided to create a company that will scan your face constantly to see if you belong on a shoplifting database. And if you pop up, it’ll encourage Tesco employees to… annoy you? We’re not making this up. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast*MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s upcoming live shows here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0	Hello, and welcome to this. It's Thursday.
0:16.0	It's the free one.
0:17.0	It's Thursday for us. Free episode.
0:20.0	T.F. Welcome to the It's Thursday for us. Free episode.
0:24.6	Welcome to the It's Thursday for us episode of TF.
0:26.7	It's Thursday for us.
0:29.1	The man who was Thursday for us.
0:31.6	The podcast that promises you one thing.
0:35.0	When we are off our usual schedule, we will tell you about it.
0:43.0	We are sitting, we are drinking soy tears into skim milk.
0:45.2	We will tell you about our recording schedule.
0:48.5	We will tell you what our position is relative to chairs.
0:50.2	November, November, November.
0:50.7	Yes.
0:53.2	You are drinking skimmed milk right now. Are you not?
0:53.9	Am I? Crying soy tears as a as a
0:58.4	live. We're all, we're all, we're all just. We're all almond facing. Yeah, that's right. We're all
1:03.5	doing the almond face. I do think it's like, that's quite endearing. Like, we haven't had a sort of
1:07.2	like consuming this type of very normal food makes you gay. We haven't had one
1:12.0	of those for a while that was like... Of all the cultural stuff to import from the US, the soy stuff,
1:18.0	you know, weird choice. It's, uh, it's, that's right, Jacob Rees-Mogg has...
1:22.3	Yeah, Jacob Rees Milk. Uh, I don't, I don't know if anything else has gone on. Would you like to hear milk.wav?
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