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*PREVIEW* The Most Divorced Book Ever: TF Live in Cambridge 15.6.19

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2019

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

We did it. We played another show outside of London—this time at Wolfson College in Cambridge—and we made sure to prep only the best. Did you know Boris Johnson wrote a horny, frustrated novel about terrorism called '72 Virgins'? Well, we read the damn book so you didn't have to. Enjoy! If you want to listen to the whole thing, sign up on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/28163493 *LIVE SHOW ALERT* We’ll be performing at the Birmingham Transformed festival on 8th August. Details to come in the next few weeks. If you’re in the West Midlands, come down to Brum for a night of delightful soup jokes. Get tickets here! https://ti.to/birmingham-transformed/birmingham-transformed-2019 *OTHER LIVE SHOW ALERT* Come see Trashfuture live at the Edinburgh Fringe! We’ll perform on August 10th at 21.30. The venue is Venue 277, PQA Venues @Riddle's Court, Edinburgh EH1 2PG. Tickets are £11.50 and there are a ton of discounts available. Get them here: https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/trashfuture-live-at-the-fringe *SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT* Guess who’s going to play live at The World Transformed in Brighton this September? That’s right, your favourite podcast lads. Buy a ticket here: http://theworldtransformed.org

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0:00.0

Anyway, this is the summary of Boris Johnson's incredibly racist novel, and we are going to use it as a little keyhole into the psyche of the man itself, because I can promise you now, this is the single most divorced book I've ever read.

0:31.6

So, this is the opening line.

0:36.9

On what he had every reason to believe would be the last day of his undistinguished political career, Roger Barlow,

0:45.3

awoke in a state of sexual excitement.

0:51.8

And with a gun to his head.

0:54.0

The one fading as he became aware of the other. The gun to his head.

0:57.1

The one fading as he became aware of the other.

0:59.4

No, this can't be Boris Johnson.

1:02.8

Boris Johnson would only get harder if he knew that he had a gun to his head.

1:06.4

Just like boarding school.

1:10.6

The gun was... Wait, but you're not a boy from the older years.

1:12.9

He's a type of guy who would actually say, gaggle me.

1:17.0

The gun was equipped with an orange whale harpoon,

1:19.9

and would it have been lethal had it been more than six inches long

1:23.1

and made of something other than plastic?

1:26.3

This man doesn't know how...

1:27.7

How does it fit?

1:29.3

I don't understand how it would fit onto a hand...

1:32.3

A hand...

1:33.4

Okay.

1:33.7

You'll get it.

1:34.9

Say your prayers, buddy, said the four-year-old.

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