Being a conservative Canadian meant that you were like an epic Alberta oil worker or like an IT guy at an oil company who has a big car and like you're obsessed with the idea that like some pansies in Ontario or BC are going to get upset with what you're doing. You're loving that. You're loving you're like yeah, Trump's president of America. Fuck you. I bet you hate that. And now, but now, like, I mean,

we're going to talk about this later. We might as well bring it up now. The fact that Trump is like,

oh yeah, we're going to do 25% tariffs on everything coming in from Canada. They're like, fuck.

I met this guy in Japan. I met a Canadian guy exactly like this. We were in a bar and then you did that thing where they're like, oh, like, you're both English speaking. Why don't you talk to this man? Because it's a very small bar. And he's kind of like, kind of normal for a bit. And then he starts talking to me. He's from Alberta, of course. And then he's like, and he's like, yeah, man, I'd vote for Trump if I could. And then I'm like, but you can't because you're Canadian.

And then he starts telling me about all of these like guns that he's bought

that are illegal specifically to protest gun control.

And I'm like, but it's not gun control in Canada.

You just never had guns.

Like this isn't like a new, what are you?

You're protesting gun control in a different country

by doing stuff that, I presume if Britain is anything to go by is so illegal.

Like the only, like the ultimate Canadian conservative thing is thanking an ice guy for his

service while he picks you up because you illegally immigrated trying to do January 6th.

That's the ultimate Canadian conservative move.

It's so fucking ridiculous.

I call that the Maple Descent.

It's because it's especially as it is now, it's largely an outgrowth of the hydrocarbon industry in Alberta.

Like the whole, like most of the funding for it is from like, you know, oil companies.

It's political base as people who live on in the oil company money.

Like the Alberta, the reason they don't charge like provincial taxes is because of the,

is they have the oil industry.

There is this whole big like in the US so much conservative shit is again, like the Koch brothers

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