Help, I thought I could ride this horse, but I can't get down.

I'm stuck on the top of this horse.

It's a terrible business.

And then once Danny's gone, sorry, once Danny's on and Sharon's left, then you get into the Cheryl years, which are great.

Everyone remembers where they were when Cheryl did her first solo single

and performed it on the X Factor and she told everyone she was singing live.

And that is honestly such a good bit.

That's a really funny bit.

And then obviously the next year she had the malaria scare.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

But this is also a great moment because Nate had to go for a piss and then came back in on Cheryl Cole's malaria scare.

So we were saying how when Cheryl Cole joined the X Factor, she did something like crazy every series.

The first series, the first series she won with Alexandra Burke. She

gets Beyonce to sing with Alexandra Burke, which is like still like a peak British talent show

moment. Nobody can believe it happened. Louis Walsh is fuming because he's got JLS to sing with, I

don't know, Westlife or something. And they were like, how could that not have won? We've got

nine stools on the stage.

They all stood up off their stools.

And then the next series, Cheryl does her first solo single, Fight for This Love.

It's at number one for like five weeks.

She does a live performance of it on the show with like hundreds of backing dances.

It is a really good performance.

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