It's a bunch of weird little conspiracies like, oh, who knows what these like foodocrats are putting in, you know, what kind of estrogens to make you gay, they're putting in the thing.

And that's why you're getting the, like, gay thoughts.

When, like, the most, like, hormonally fucked food is beef, right? Like, by far. Well, this is also the classic thing again of like there are so many foods that are like gendered and sexed in these ways and this like long history of like I'm sure everyone here has lived through the moral panic of like men are eating soy and growing breasts. Yeah.

And it was it was not any sort of if only.

Would that it were that easy to achieve trap mode aesthetics?

And it's like, right, absolutely that was not the case, but it was just this like, the total fear that a food might change your body.

And in a way that you couldn't expect or that you didn't want, that everyone was just like losing their minds over it for a while. And I feel like it's the same thing that it's like, oh, no, it was a fruit loop going to make you gay because it's pink. I would say for further reading on this checkout Gaya's story, it's called The Food That Makes You Gay, it's very good. You're not going to plug it, but I'm going to plug it for you.

It's really, really good. It's really good. It's really good.

Thank you. Thank you. No, but it's also. It's about this exact thing.

It's also really funny then. It's like not even the food itself, but there's like all these Fox News commenters being like, why as a man would you eat soup in public?

It's a prison.

This goes back to...

I just want to sit my gazpacha my thermos in the height of summer. But this is like, this is the thing where it's like, you know, like it is considered bad or gay or whatever to like... When I was like a younger person, it was like, oh, you're going to eat a banana in public.

It looks like you're sucking a dick.

And it's like, it's a banana. Leave me alone. And that's just that, this whole. Like, I would remember I got bullied because there was a photo of me. Someone had me eating a hot dog. Oh, no. I mean, in fairness, in fairness, did bullies turn out to be wrong about both of us being gay?

Well, they were right in fairness, did bullies turn out to be wrong about both of us being gay?

Well, they were right in a way that they couldn't have predicted.

I think that, listen, if you have the kind of supposition that's proven correct, right?

Is that knowledge? Can you be said to have knowledge at that point? You know?

Close us without going over, boys.

It's just like,

you're gay and it's going to be really wonderful when you can live openly.

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