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Exiting the Warwick Cathedral

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

UK newspapers are desperate to convince you that the future of politics in the country is a weird 19-year-old Reform council leader in Warwick. It doesn't matter that Warwick doesn't have a cathedral (it's just a big church! it's not the same thing!) and none of the upstart right-wing politicians want to address the actual quality of life issues. The issue is, as always, wokeness. Also, we talk about recent (bad; transphobic) developments at Stonewall and the weird freak wizard lady who always shows up for some reason.   Get more TF episodes each week by subscribing to our Patreon here! MAYOR ALERT Get tickets to the three performance dates for No God No Mayors in London on 25-26 April! The link is here! MILO ALERT Check out Milo's tour dates here:https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/liveshows NATE ALERT Lions Led By Donkeys will be performing live in London on 29th May and you can get tickets here! Nate's band Second Homes is about to release their debut album, and you can stream / preview / preorder it on Bandcamp here!

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0:00.0

Hi, everybody, welcome to this free episode of TF. It is Hussein Nova. It's Riley.

0:21.2

And I'm very happy to announce that the paper clipping has begun.

0:25.7

That's right.

0:26.4

Operation Paperclip 2, which is use the technology brought over by the Nazis to turn everything into paper clips in a long enough time scale.

0:34.9

Yes, that's right.

0:35.9

It's happening.

0:37.2

I've wanted to talk about this

0:38.2

for a second, but I've not gotten a chance. It's pushing every, it's pushing Mandelson. It's

0:43.2

pushing the Palantir Seferoth announcement. Allbirds, the ultimate shoe of the venture

0:48.9

capitalist. Oh, the shoe for like, like guys who need orthopedic shoes, but are embarrassed

0:53.8

that they do need orthopedic shoes. Yes. The wool shoes. It's very popular among like certain kinds of fashionable dad at the playground as well. They're no longer, the design is no longer owned by Allbirds. It's now owned by the American Exchange Group. Allbirds has sold its, all of its design and all of its shoe assets for $39 million. It was worth $4 billion a couple of years ago, by the way. They could never get the shoes off the ground, I suppose. That is the point of shoes. I suppose to stay, but the shoes are supposed to stay on the ground. My Nike grounds, my ground force ones. The all birds basketball shoe. Like round pounders?

1:27.8

Come on.

1:28.0

Very, very tacky soul, you know?

1:30.0

I mean, this is a good point in the sense of like, you know, they hate the business

1:32.7

for doing what it should be doing.

1:34.1

Yeah.

1:34.4

So Allbirds has sold all of its shoe assets to American Exchange Group, a brand management

1:39.4

company, and has announced that has now received $50 million of investments and not

1:43.6

that much in today's

1:44.8

investing world, but quite a bit still, to rebrand as something called Newbird, which is expected

1:50.2

to pivot to AI compute infrastructure. Oh, yes. We're not a shoe company anymore. We're an

1:56.9

AI compute supplier. Genuinely. I'm often saying, and Riley, you can vouch for this.

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