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*PREVIEW* The Church of Colin the Caterpillar: TF Live in Birmingham 14/5/23

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Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

For stop one of the Trashfuture Regional Authenticity Tour 2023, we had a live show at the Glee Club in Birmingham on May 14. We talk about a startup with a very confused ad voice in relation to its supposed value proposition, as well as a segment of a new, stupid, and probably edible book by Britain's most famous bibliophage.   Get the whole episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/church-of-colin-83205055   We still have tickets available for our show in Glasgow on May 21! Get them here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/trashfuture-live-in-glasgow-tickets-598863836857 *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s upcoming live shows here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows and check out a recording of Milo’s special PINDOS available on YouTube here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRI7uwTPJtg *ROME ALERT* Milo and Phoebe have teamed up with friend of the show Patrick Wyman to finally put their classical education to good use and discuss every episode of season 1 of Rome. You can download the 12 episode series from Bandcamp here (1st episode is free): https://romepodcast.bandcamp.com/album/rome-season-1 Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0

They also say, yes, we will basically spy on all your employees and all your customers,

0:06.0

because all of them are stealing from you all the time with definitely 100% for sure something

0:11.7

that you can trust. Another one, we're the only ones you can trust. Another one, also,

0:17.2

it's not just cameras on the checkouts and in the stock room, but also on every shelf as well.

0:22.4

You'd much rather have like a billion spy cameras than just a guy.

0:25.5

I think it's cool that we're building like sort of library of Alexandria level detail of like

0:29.2

the inside of a Tesco at 3 p.m. on our Tuesday.

0:32.3

And if that ends up, put that on the fucking Voyager probe.

0:35.5

That should be the last remnant of our civilization.

0:38.3

A weirdly comprehensive record of the shoplifting that happens at like a Tesco Metro.

0:45.3

This is also where I want to come back to like how they brand themselves.

0:50.3

The last human ever seen by anyone is me stuffing a bag of crisps into my jacket.

0:59.0

It's also like, imagine some like future civilization. Huh, what a laugh.

1:04.8

Recovering this record, be like, I guess this was their epic?

1:08.3

Yeah, yeah. It's the story of a woman who, like,

1:12.6

buys three quassants,

1:14.3

but only pays for two.

1:17.9

They seem to have

1:19.0

worship cult around Colin

1:20.5

the caterpillar cake.

1:23.5

In different

1:24.7

supermarkets, he goes by different names.

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