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TRASHFUTURE

*Preview* Identity Politics for Landlords

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2018

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

In this preview of this week's bonus, Riley, Milo, Hussein, and Nate discuss Steve Bannon's recent profile in the Guardian, an insane protest letter written by British landlords in opposition to the anti-homelessness nonprofit Shelter, and a terrible startup that wants to despatch fleets of pizza vans that cook your pizza on the go (badly, of course). If you want to hear the whole thing, sign up on the Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/22938331 Don’t forget that you can commodify your dissent with a t-shirt from http://www.lilcomrade.com/. Get whichever slogan you want, but get the damn shirts!

Transcript

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0:00.0

How can you fuck on a pizza?

0:17.9

It's in the name of progress.

0:19.6

I mean, no, I understand this could be a stupid question, right?

0:22.6

But it's not really in the sense that like, if the main, if the main selling point

0:28.1

of this service is the fact that like the delivery points are supposed to be like really

0:32.9

innovative, right?

0:34.9

Then, you know, the pizza quality doesn't have to be like superb, right?

0:38.5

You can have an average pizza, but if it like delivers on time, you can still make it work.

0:42.4

That's why so many shitty pizza places exist in the UK.

0:45.6

So like the most basic part of like running a pizza service, I.

0:49.0

Can you roll like dough to a fair like a consistent quality and can you put tomato and cheese on said dough and

0:56.9

bake it for like a couple of minutes like they fucked that up yes they fucked that up right they

1:01.9

fucked it up real hard this is I'm just imagining like what kind of like abominations of pizzas

1:09.6

are coming out of these fans,

1:10.9

like stuff that's not even similar to a pizza.

1:12.6

It's a very standard startup story, though, isn't it?

1:15.4

It's kind of like they put so much thought into like the kind of, oh, we've really

1:19.3

innovated how we deliver pizzas or like we've really innovated like the door to door service,

1:24.1

but like the very basic product.

1:26.4

They haven't put any thought to the very basic product. They haven't put any forward to the very basic product.

1:28.4

They read a whole book in Japanese about supply chain management.

1:31.5

Unfortunately, they read zero books on how to make a fucking pizza.

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