HQ Number Two feat. Adam Smith

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2018

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Everyone loves a synergy these days (just ask Bill de Blasio). You can synergize the relationship between your phone and the cops, between public transit and the cops, between your home and the cops, and -- most importantly -- between your personal data and Jeff Bezos’ wealth. On this week’s Trashfuture, Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), and Hussein (@HKesvani) spoke with PCMag contributing editor Adam Smith (@adamndsmith) about Amazon HQ2's big money shit all over New York and Northern Virginia, and why it's going to make the city suck. Then, we talk about Adam's visit to the Smart Cities conference in Barcelna, the coming presence of 5G everywhere, and the shimmering hell they offer us. No, not that Adam Smith. Special note: Hussein recorded this from Jacob Wohl’s infamous hipster coffee shop in Brooklyn. Which is why you can literally hear people saying “eyyy, whattadafuck” in the background. Sorry! *COMEDY KLAXON* Come see Milo host a night of free stand-up at the Sekforde in London on 21st November at 8 pm: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/smoke-comedy-featuring-pierre-novellie-tickets-52410874336 Also, remember that your favourite moron lads have a Patreon now. You too can support us here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture/overview Don’t forget that you can commodify your dissent with a t-shirt from http://www.lilcomrade.com/. Get whichever slogan you want, but get the damn shirts!

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0:00.0	This is the most professional this podcast has ever been. We now have headphones and cables and all this.
0:07.5	And we have still got one member calling in from a cafe.
0:14.4	Hussein, how's the hipster cafe in New York?
0:16.8	Yes. So my aim of coming to New York was I wanted to go to visit all the sites.
0:23.2	So my first location on my list was to go to Jacob Ball's famous hipster cafe
0:29.4	where he seemingly overhears lots of these plots against the president.
0:35.4	And I can tell you one thing from my dispatch, from my, from my dispatch in America,
0:39.7	which is that it's 100% true.
0:42.4	Antifa super stoked soldiers do meet up in these hibster cafes, which litter around Brooklyn,
0:47.5	where they discuss about impeaching the president and replacing him with, uh, with Hillary Clinton forever.
0:58.7	So all I can say is that Jacob Wall did own all of us,
1:02.2	and not only has he owned all of us with his insane logic,
1:04.7	but he has also owned all of us with his insanely good skincare routine.
1:10.2	Absolutely.
1:11.3	The man does look fluorescent.
1:14.8	Oh, 100%.
1:16.1	Yeah.
1:17.0	And I mean, what's great is he saves in a lot of lighting bills around these
1:20.1	hipster coffee shops, which I'm assuming he owns now because he was so right by just
1:25.3	standing in the middle of them and being radiantly oily.
1:28.3	Yeah, I mean, like all the...
1:29.3	I mean, all I've got to say is that all the Antiva super soldiers are very scared of him.
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