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TRASHFUTURE

*PREVIEW* Horseplay feat. Nathan Ma

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2019

⏱️ 3 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Did you know that Riley's hometown newspaper is run by horse people? Did you know that there's a Code Pink-style group that stalks people who work at the Seattle Zoo's elephant enclosure? Did you know that Fiverr wants to drive down your wages but also want to make you feel empowered? Did you know that the Telegraph has found a way to get mad about black people in Bond films? Yes. It's all true. Enjoy this bonus episode with freelance writer and editor Nathan Ma (@nthnashma), and rejoice in the smartness of this world.    If you want to hear the full thing, get it on Patreon at the following link: https://www.patreon.com/posts/horseplay-feat-28596004   *LIVE SHOW ALERT* We’ll be performing at the Birmingham Transformed festival on 8th August. Details to come in the next few weeks. If you’re in the West Midlands, come down to Brum for a night of delightful soup jokes. Get tickets here! https://ti.to/birmingham-transformed/birmingham-transformed-2019   *OTHER LIVE SHOW ALERT* Come see Trashfuture live at the Edinburgh Fringe! We’ll perform on August 10th at 21.30. The venue is Venue 277, PQA Venues @Riddle's Court, Edinburgh EH1 2PG. Tickets are £11.50 and there are a ton of discounts available. Get them here: https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/trashfuture-live-at-the-fringe   *SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT* Guess who’s going to play live at The World Transformed in Brighton this September? That’s right, your favourite podcast lads. Buy a ticket here: http://theworldtransformed.org   If you want to buy one of our recent special-edition phone-cops shirt, shoot us an email at trashfuturepodcast[at]gmail[dot]com and we can post it to you. (£20 for non-patrons, £15 for patrons). We can ship internationally!

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0:00.0

I have to start recording. We have to ask the question then. The infamous question that

0:15.5

everybody wants to know who listens to Trash Fischer, which is how do you get into

0:18.0

Birkheim? Oh, I mean, it's a magical formula.

0:22.5

No, like, honestly, there's no secret to it.

0:24.7

I just go looking really, really like, I just go looking sort of tired and I dress in all

0:30.3

black and I go on Sunday morning at 11 a.m. or so.

0:32.8

Yeah.

0:33.2

I mean, like, you just have to look like you want to have fun. Like, I think one of the times I got into Bergheim, I think I've been rejected maybe twice.

0:40.7

But one of the times I got in, I was genuinely so drunk that I was, you know, at a house party, I decided, okay, I should go home.

0:51.4

But maybe I should go to a club as kind of an interim period.

0:54.2

Just like spend two hours dancing, have some water, sober up a bit, and then go home.

0:59.2

24 hours later.

1:00.4

Yeah, I mean, not even that.

1:02.2

So basically, I show up at Bergheim, and I get to the door and like Sven, the door master, just standing there.

1:08.6

And he's like, six foot seven.

1:09.6

He has all these face tattoos and he's

1:11.2

very intimidating and he turns to me and he's like okay the alt-bistu like how old are you

1:17.7

and just i don't know without thinking i it wasn't true but i just said ish bin zips and yarn

1:24.4

alts i'm 17 and he was like okay i'm going to try this in english how old are you and i was like ish bin Zips and Yarn-Altz. I'm 17. And he was like, okay, I'm going to try this in English.

1:29.2

How old are you?

1:30.0

And I was like, Ish bin Zipsen Yarn-Ultz?

1:33.1

And he was like, no, that's not true.

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