FCK GVT FCK BORIS feat. Eleanor Penny

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2019

⏱️ 73 minutes

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We’ve all written something that was maybe a little over the top, though mercifully none of us has written for Quilette. This week, Riley (@raaleh), Olga (@rocknrolga ), Hussein (@HKesvani), and Alice @AliceAvizandum join Novara Media’s Eleanor Penny (@eleanorkpenny) to discuss brain impresario Toby Young’s recent paen to Boris Johnson’s skull shape and neck thickness. It’s weird! It’s abnormal! It’s the state of things in British politics! If you like this show, sign up to the Patreon and get a second free episode each week! You’ll also get access to our Discord server, where good opinions abound. https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *LIVE SHOW ALERT* We’ll be performing at the Birmingham Transformed festival on 8th August. Details to come in the next few weeks. If you’re in the West Midlands, come down to Brum for a night of delightful soup jokes. Get tickets here! https://ti.to/birmingham-transformed/birmingham-transformed-2019 *OTHER LIVE SHOW ALERT* Come see Trashfuture live at the Edinburgh Fringe! We’ll perform on August 10th at 21.30. The venue is Venue 277, PQA Venues @Riddle's Court, Edinburgh EH1 2PG. Tickets are £11.50 and there are a ton of discounts available. Get them here: https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/trashfuture-live-at-the-fringe *SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT* Guess who’s going to play live at The World Transformed in Brighton this September? That’s right, your favourite podcast lads. Buy a ticket here: http://theworldtransformed.org If you want to buy one of our recent special-edition phone-cops shirt, shoot us an email at trashfuturepodcast[at]gmail[dot]com and we can post it to you. (£20 for non-patrons, £15 for patrons) Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

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0:00.0	Can I just ask a really serious question?
0:02.6	Yes.
0:02.9	And I don't know if this could be a cold open, but I'm generally just interested.
0:06.3	Okay.
0:06.8	How, okay, what is the...
0:09.5	Okay, so for you to jerk off to a picture...
0:14.0	Go on.
0:14.7	Of a human body.
0:16.2	Yes.
0:16.7	Is this like a use specifically?
0:18.2	No, no, no, just any human body.
0:19.5	So like, if I see, if I see an ass, I can make it work for myself, right?
0:23.6	Sure.
0:23.8	But, like, how zoom pause, anything high definition enough,
0:38.7	that you can, like, see, like, individual skin texture is, no, no, there's not working for me.
0:44.8	Like, just, here's the thing, like, you can get pretty close to a butthole and still know it's a
0:49.0	butthole, right? Like, you can get, like, you can get, like, tactical satellite imagery
0:52.6	zooming right in on it, and you can, like, yeah, you can see inside, but you're like, yeah, you know what you're seeing inside.
0:57.4	And you're like, this seems like a misuse of government resources.
1:00.1	Yeah.
1:00.6	Also, I think what you're describing Riley is a colonoscopy there.
1:06.5	Congratulations to the new secretary of defense who apparently is going to be using satellites to look in on nude beaches.
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