I got to be real with you. If you're in the mafia and you're listening to this, I have some

advice for you, but if you take it, you can't do it to us. Can I give it to them, Liz?

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Boniorno, yes. My female companion is arm and arm with me on this, almost as if she was my companion.

You know what I'm saying.

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You just go to these guys' house and be like, you give me like 10% and I won't fucking kill you. And they're going to say yes. Wait, you're saying we should do that? No, no, no, no, no, we shouldn't. I mean, we could do that. But I'm saying if you're in the mafia, I also get 1% of that because I gave you the idea. But my whole thing with this, Liz,

is with extortion, this is the brave spelled and rule of extortion. You want to extort someone

for a really low amount so that it's more of a hassle to report it to the police than it is to just

pay them. Like you want to basically make it so that getting a lawyer or, like, getting police

involved would cost, technically cost more than just paying off the extortion. This is also,

like my other idea, where you should kidnap someone for $50. And if they, because people

will just pay, like, if someone kidnap, like, you know. I think the cost benefit on that, you got to kind of way, I mean, it's going to cost you more than $ if someone kidnap like you know i think the cost benefit on that you got

kind of way i mean it's going to cost you more than 50 dollars to kidnap someone no but like i'm like

kid well like your neighbor or something right like if someone like called me was like it's not like

proximity that's the cost on that what's the cost then gas yeah i thought you make a gas and stuff

oh my god because if someone called me was like, I have Liz, it's $50 to release her. I'd be like, well, I'll just pay that. I mean, it's not like I call the police or anything. It'll take way longer. Okay. If someone calls you and I'm kidnapped, will you please call the police? I don't care what the amount of they offer. Just call I'm going to pay the $50, dude. Just call the police. But I'm not calling the police ever, first of all,

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