I gotta be real with you. If you're in the mafia and you're listening to this, I have some advice for you, but if you take it, you can't do it to us.

Can I give it to them Liz?

Before you say that, I would say hello and thank you for subscribing to our Patreon.

Bon assortment, yes. My female companion is arm and arm with me on this.

Almost as if she was my companion, companion yet. You know what I'm saying.

I will say this. If you're in the mafia and listen to this, I have a great business opportunity for you. You know podcasts, you know, Patreon, I don't have a bullshit, right?

Check this out. You just go to these guys and be like, you give me like 10% and I won't fucking kill you.

And they're gonna say yes.

Wait, you're saying we should do that?

No, no, no, no, no, we shouldn't. I mean, we could do that. But I'm saying if you're in the mafia, I also get 1% of that because I gave you the idea.

But my whole thing with this Liz is with extortion.

This is the brace belt and rule of extortion.

You want to extort someone for a really low amount so that it's more of a hassle to report it to the police that it is to just pay them.

Like you want to basically make it so that getting a lawyer or like getting police involved would cost technically cost more than just paying off the extortion.

This is also like my other idea where you should kidnap someone for $50. And if they because people will just pay, I give someone kidnap like, you know,

I think the cost benefit on that you got to kind of wait. I mean, it's gonna cost you more than $50 to kidnap someone.

No, but like I'm like kid, well like your neighbor or something, right? Like if someone like called me was like, I have proximity that's the cost on that.

What's the cost then gas?

Yeah, I thought you make a gas and stuff.

Oh my god.

Because if someone called me was like, I have Liz. It's $50 to release her. I'd be like, well, I'll just pay that.

I mean, I call the police or anything. I'll take way longer.

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