Hey, we just record a four-hour episode, but we forgot to do an intro, and we need a place to put the music.

So here's the Stephen Paddock episode. Jefforda.

It would be so annoying if I was like, did like an intro like, ding ding, ding, floor one,

Ding, floor two. All the way to floor 32

Exactly yeah yeah yeah

You should do like a shitty

Like serial intro where it's like

You know

Janice Munch thought that

She was going to win some slot machines

That she was going to maybe call her a strange

husband who worked at the battery clinic

in Lamont, Georgia. She didn't imagine she would be killed. And then just do an entire, like in

every episode about a different person who got shot. Yeah. Well, there are, I believe,

451 of them. So it's going to be a long season. Yeah, no, you get, I believe, 451 of them.

So, going to be a long season.

Yeah, no, you get, you get Stitcher to pay by the episode.

Ladies and gentlemen, your elevator is here.

There's an L bracket at the door and you cannot get in.

No, that didn't make any sense.

I feel, you know what I have to say as I've been researching this like a madwoman for

really what feels like my entire life.

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