Episode 145: New F*ckin Trueanon

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🗓️ 17 March 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Brace makes an NFT: https://opensea.io/assets/0x495f947276749ce646f68ac8c248420045cb7b5e/104503460708576514723677294791054914639824523807549586153085114764453373542401

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0:00.0	The year is 2057.
0:07.0	I am on the only website that there is now.
0:12.5	Only fans too.
0:13.8	I do everything on there.
0:15.6	I do my grocery shopping on there.
0:18.0	I do my only fans purchases on there.
0:19.8	I sell my only fans on there.
0:22.0	I talk to my parents on there.
0:23.6	My parents of course have now been incorporated into the blockchain and exist as AI's floating
0:27.9	in free space.
0:29.8	I live deep underground in a place called Xinjiang.
0:34.3	Thankfully I have purchased the entire province of Xinjiang from the Chinese government due
0:38.8	to the bad press that it got in the early 21st century.
0:42.8	My layers are large underground cavern.
0:45.3	I am serviced by blind and deaf catamites, also of course mute, but I made sure of that
0:50.4	by sewing their mouths shut.
0:52.7	They empty my fluids twice a day.
0:55.2	They blow my nose.
0:56.2	What are my favorite podcasts which I grow very close to?
0:59.4	In fact, the host of those podcasts are my friends and tell me what to think.
1:03.5	I exist entirely in ether.
1:06.2	I log on to World of Warcraft via the only fans portal.
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