I was just thinking of a guy who's like, hey man, that guy's a real audiophile. Like, you got to stay away from him. That's so stupid. I don't know. Like, he's always, you know, I don't know. I just, like, looked on his computer the other day. He was looking at these really expensive headphones, man. Like, he's got studio speakers at his house. what are you listening to man this reminds me of

i had um i had a character when i was younger much much much younger but my character was the person

who um like it is like a malaprop person with a malaprop problem what's malaprop when you accidentally

use the wrong word but it sounds very very close to what it's gotcha yeah yeah yeah yeah so they

would be like like yeah man that's such a nautical idea yeah yeah yeah i knew a no that's actually

fucked up because i knew a guy. We're like, yeah, hard on. Hard on. I'm gonna take that clip of you saying, yeah, hard on. I'm gonna put that as my text tone. For whenever I get a text, I'm gonna get that. It's a free country, baby. I can do it. It's, uh, it's fine for me to do. I'm a little...

Is this how the commons works or whatever?

Now that I've said it, it's just everyone owns it. Is that it? What does that call again? I don't know. Whatever people talk about the comments are like, what are you... Is that a college thing? Like, what do you talk? Is that like the quad? Yeah, I don't know what that is. comments. It sounds like a, like a cafeteria.

I have no interest in whatever your commons are.

I like rare things, like diamonds.

Mm.

Yeah.

I mean, actually pretty much exclusive.

Do you, have you ever had one?

When are you buying me diamonds?

I actually, so this is crazy.

You mentioned this.

I bought you a super rare diamond from this kid, I know. And it turns out, so all right, so this is kind of like a cheap thing for me to say. So I bought the diamond and then unfortunately like this like weird like uh UN task force whatever maybe give it back

uh and apparently i have to go to prison or whatever but like i'm sure to work out so romantic

yeah yeah um it's cool it's it's called like a mud diamond or something i wasn't really

paying attention what you said uh but but yeah it, it was, it was like $75.

How would one even go about buying a blood diamond? It's, I don't know, it sounds more magical than I thought it would be. I think you have to go to, doesn't like, it sounds like it's a thing where it's like, you know a guy who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, and then suddenly you're like, you know, on a plane to Africa.

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