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*PREVIEW* Britainology 47: T.E. Lawrence feat. Alice Caldwell-Kelly

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Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2022

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

For this month's first Britianology, we bring on our TF cohost Alice to discuss one of British history's strangest men. That's right, we're discussing Lawrence of Arabia, T.E. Lawrence himself, or any of the multiple aliases with which he enlisted in the British military in order to get big strapping guys to beat him up. We enjoyed recording this and hope it's a fun listen. Get the whole episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/britainology-47-73423790 *LONDON LIVE SHOW ALERT* We're having a live show at Between the Bridges in Southbank on October 18. The show starts at 8 pm and tickets are available here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/trashfuture-live-podcast-southbank-special-tickets-424084848197 *MILO ALERT* Here are links to see Milo’s upcoming standup shows: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *AUSTRALIA ALERT* We are going to tour Australia in November, and there are tickets available for shows in Sydney: https://musicboozeco.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/3213de46-cef7-49c4-abcb-c9bdf4bcb61f and Brisbane https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/trashfuture-live-in-brisbane-additional-show-tickets-396915263237 and Canberra: https://au.patronbase.com/_StreetTheatre/Productions/TFLP/Performances *BRITAINOLOGY ALERT* We’ve added a live show in Melbourne on the 19th of November in which Nate and Milo will present Britainology! Get tickets here: https://tccinc.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/79853 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0

He writes these letters from a fictitious uncle, Uncle R, to the Scotsman, which are along the lines of,

0:10.0

please beat the absolute fuck out of my disobedient nephew.

0:17.0

And then please also write me a letter about it that I can jerk off to later.

0:22.4

Please make sure that he comes.

0:24.9

I can't stress that enough.

0:26.8

It's important to have a kind of, you know, like a compliment sandwich type scenario with the beating.

0:31.7

You can't just beat him or, you know, we risk alienating him.

0:35.0

We've got to let him come at the end.

0:39.5

Yeah, it's, it's genuinely tremendously weird.

0:44.8

Why did this guy agree to, I mean, you probably don't know this, but I'm just curious as to like, why this guy's guy's just gets a, well, I've got a letter from this guy's uncle asking me to beat him till he comes, so I guess I better do it.

0:54.5

Milo, you got to do the voice. Come on.

0:56.9

Well, I've got a letter here from this guy's uncle says I should beat him till he comes.

1:03.7

Now, I've never been beaten till I come.

1:07.6

I imagine it might be quite inconvenient.

1:10.0

I'll just put a link to these letters in the group chat here so you can see.

1:15.1

But like, yeah, I think on some level you have to know, right?

1:23.1

Like, there's no way this sort of, this facade is standing up after any length of time.

1:28.1

You're like, wait a second, there is no uncle.

1:30.8

You are pretending to be your own uncle in order to get me to like whip you until you come.

1:35.8

I just saw the picture in the group chat that you also sent.

1:39.8

Yeah, that's me logging on with my giant Turkish flag to try and discredit him.

1:44.9

Because this is the other thing.

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