Kebabulative Easing

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Is it a good sign for an economy when you're getting recommended installment-plan purchases for cheap takeaway foods? Is it any wonder that Nick Clegg may have gotten wrapped up in a scandal involving putting OnlyFans creators on a kind of no-fly list? Is it going to come as a shock that Britain's conservative columnists think electrical blackouts will teach spoiled young people a lesson? All this and more, this week. *LONDON LIVE SHOW ALERT* We're having a live show at Between the Bridges in Southbank on October 18. The show starts at 8 pm and tickets are available here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/trashfuture-live-podcast-southbank-special-tickets-424084848197 *MILO ALERT* Here are links to see Milo’s upcoming standup shows: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *AUSTRALIA ALERT* We are going to tour Australia in November, and there are tickets available for shows in Sydney: https://musicboozeco.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/3213de46-cef7-49c4-abcb-c9bdf4bcb61f and Brisbane https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/trashfuture-live-in-brisbane-additional-show-tickets-396915263237 and Canberra: https://au.patronbase.com/_StreetTheatre/Productions/TFLP/Performances *BRITAINOLOGY ALERT* We’ve added a live show in Melbourne on the 19th of November in which Nate and Milo will present Britainology! Get tickets here: https://tccinc.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/79853 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0	Hello, everyone and welcome to this. What day is it? It's a Thursday. Thank you for answering the not implicit question, quite explicitly asked question. Well, last time, accidentally we said it was a Thursday. It's the free one. Thank you for answering the not implicit question, quite explicitly
0:21.9	asked question. Well, last time, accidentally we said it was the free one and actually it was the
0:25.9	bonus, which thank God we didn't do it the other way around because we cannot let people who aren't
0:30.1	paying hear the bonus voice. No, no, they would. I mean, they would die. There he is would explode.
0:35.1	Yeah. The average Victorian peasant child would be killed instantly by a single phoneme of bonus voice.
0:43.3	That is correct, yeah.
0:44.3	It's a lot like, it's the trash-future version of, like, you can pirate stuff from the Patreon.
0:49.3	There are people who help you do that, but the bonus voice is kind of like those dye packs that used to having the labels on clothes in like River Island.
0:57.2	Where if you took it outside the store and you tried to take it off, it would like explode die all over your new.
1:01.6	So you're suggesting.
1:02.5	Jumpa.
1:03.1	If you're like, New York on it or whatever.
1:04.7	This podcast is protected by smart water.
1:08.3	Correct. So you're suggesting that if you're like, you're drinking it.
1:11.2	You're sitting on the bus, right?
1:14.0	If you see someone across from you, if their head explodes like that guy in scanners,
1:18.1	you know that you were sitting across from a fellow TF listener.
1:21.3	Yeah, but a thief.
1:22.4	A thief, most.
1:23.5	Yeah, a damn dirty thief.
1:25.2	Okay, it's Riley Hussein, Milo, and Alice.
1:27.8	And speaking of thieves, I've decided, apropos of nothing that we're, well, apropos of
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