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*PREVIEW* Britainology 34: The Suez Crisis (feat. Alice Caldwell-Kelly)

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4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2022

⏱️ 11 minutes

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For this month's second Britainology, Milo and Nate are joined by Alice Caldwell-Kelly to discuss Britain's 1956 invasion of Egypt, how Britain got spectacularly owned, and the eternal weak point of the British military throughout the entire operation: cupboards. Hope you enjoy! Get the full episode (and 2 Britainologies a month!) on the $10 tier here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/64262706 Also, check out Midwestology 2, which we've unlocked to the $5 tier: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57897682 And check out the first Midwestology, which is on the free feed here: https://trashfuturepodcast.podbean.com/e/unlocked-midwestology-1-a-posse-if-you-will-of-insane-clowns/ *SEE TRASHFUTURE LIVE ON 4/20* We're doing a make-up live show on 20 April in London now that we've recovered from covid (this time). Get tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/trashfuture-live-podcast-tickets-303412654417 *MILO ALERT* Milo has shows coming up in Berlin, London and Brighton. Learn more here! https://miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0

Hello, Trash Future listeners. Please enjoy this preview of our Suez Crisis episode of Britannology.

0:06.2

Also, check the show notes on this preview. We've unlocked Midwestology 2 to the $5 tier, and we've unlocked Midwestology 1 to the free feed.

0:14.4

Hope you enjoy, and thanks again for being listeners.

0:17.1

So, supposedly, the Brits and the French managed this with 26 casualties and there were about

0:22.4

a thousand Egyptian civilian casualties. However, this is where we get into some of the French

0:28.2

conduct. During the fighting in the canal zone, the French paratroopers often practiced their

0:33.2

no prisoners code and executed Egyptian prisoners of war. I've written normal.

0:37.8

Just totally normal.

0:39.8

Meanwhile.

0:40.8

I like the idea of being like, it is just protocol.

0:44.2

We do not take prisoners.

0:45.4

You understand how it is.

0:47.4

I don't know.

0:48.4

I would have to talk to my line manager.

0:49.4

The way that it's phrased is so like, it's in their culture, which is very strange.

0:54.0

But that's what happens

0:54.7

when you use colonial troops as they do colonial violence. But also, like, the amphibious

1:01.3

landings, they've settled on Port Saeed, which, as we've mentioned, is like, small, medium-sized

1:05.4

city. And the Egyptians sort of do some fairly competent urban warfare here.

1:12.3

I mean, it's a city, it favors the defender, whatever, but like, and it's very uneven,

1:17.7

but they do fall back in, like, pretty good order, and they, like, extract some casualties

1:21.9

from this.

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