God Thank The Queen

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4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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A startup that makes the… strangest case for the metaverse we’ve yet heard. The British political establishment proposing a response to a crisis that won’t approach any of its causes or effects. A columnist proposes a negotiated settlement between Britain and reality that turns on gratitude to the royals. It’s TF! Support the Sheffield JustEat riders on strike! Their fund is here and really, really needs your donations: https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/sheffield-justeat-riders-are-going-on-strike-pay-rise-not-pay-cut If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *SEE TRASHFUTURE LIVE ON 4/20* We're doing a make-up live show on 20 April in London now that we've recovered from covid (this time). Get tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/trashfuture-live-podcast-tickets-303412654417 *MILO ALERT* Milo has shows coming up in London and Brighton. Learn more here! https://miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0	So I think it's time for us to start this episode with some more advice.
0:17.9	Remember how?
0:19.5	Well, I think like, we've got a lot of, we've done a lot of advice to the how... Some reading material. Well, I think like... Some literature.
0:22.1	We've done a lot of... We've done a lot of advice to the Labour Party recently and how they should be responding
0:26.2	to the Tories in Parliament.
0:28.3	And, um...
0:29.3	By going out with Julia Fox.
0:31.3	Well, we...
0:32.1	Well, I think the most salient piece of advice that we gave them was you should just like, um, throw caution to the wind and just
0:39.7	start slandering your opponent, uh, wildly. Bring the non-detector into the house of
0:44.8	parliament. Well, I've built a new non-st detector and it goes, beep, beep, beep, beep,
0:51.0	in your vicinity. And here's the thing.
0:55.2	It's, you gotta hand it to them.
0:57.2	They clearly listened to us.
0:58.9	Rachel Reeves off the top rope with a confusing joke, nobody really laughed at, but which did call Rishi Sunak a pedophile.
1:09.1	It was perfect.
1:10.7	She called him Ted Heath with an Instagram account.
1:15.6	So, like, because of his fiscal irresponsibility, as opposed to because of his predilection
1:22.7	for young boys.
1:24.5	It's like, it's like saying, ah, you've got the music taste of Jimmy Saddle, the main thing about him.
1:30.3	Yeah, they really like Shawnee Wadi.
1:31.3	And in that respect, he's a lot like Jimmy Savil.
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