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*PREVIEW* Balthasar Speedboat: Upside Down Edition feat. Tom Walker

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Pure riffs. Nothing but riffs. No preparation, no reading, no knowledge. We've got Tom Walker in the studio to talk about Kingston-upon-Thames and the idea of reshooting Psycho as a Carry On film. We've got it all. You will enjoy this. Get the whole bonus on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/balthasar-upside-70338808 *MILO ALERT* Here are links to see Milo’s upcoming standup shows: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *AUSTRALIA ALERT* We are going to tour Australia in November, and there are tickets available for shows in Sydney: https://musicboozeco.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/3213de46-cef7-49c4-abcb-c9bdf4bcb61f  Melbourne https://tccinc.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/75729 and Brisbane https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/trashfuture-live-in-brisbane-additional-show-tickets-396915263237.  *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

Transcript

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0:00.0

That, like that Hitchcock movie, Psycho, it was just about a weird guy who couldn't let go of his mother's corpse, and that's it.

0:06.1

What if he put a metaphor in there?

0:08.0

Yes.

0:08.3

This is a guy who didn't know about compost.

0:11.1

He's like, what do you do with this?

0:13.2

I don't know.

0:13.5

It can't go in the blue bin.

0:14.5

It can't go in the black bin.

0:15.6

Yeah, I don't know what to do here. I can't get rid of this dress. Yeah. I'm just going to go ahead and store it the only way I know how.

0:21.9

I think what you're describing is, and again, this is not a reference to American Psycho,

0:25.2

but Psycho is British Psycho, where mostly it's a bin issue that he can't get rid of his money.

0:30.1

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

0:31.7

Yeah. She's like, oh, counsel won't take this in any of the pins that I've got. I called up bulky rubbish. They said no.

0:39.2

Maybe garden waste?

0:40.3

That's only twice a year.

0:40.6

Shit.

0:43.3

They say, oh no, this woman's stuck in the shower.

0:46.0

I'll cut the shower curtain to help you get out.

0:48.3

It's down to help and safety.

0:50.3

Oh, I'm so clumsy.

0:51.0

I'm sorry.

0:52.3

Oh, bloody ill.

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