Doctors’ Advice: Drink 14 Gallons of Water Right Now (feat. Mattie Lubchansky)

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

This week it’s Milo, Hussein, Nate, and Alice, joined by special guest Mattie Lubchansky (@lubchansky), and we’re discussing the UK’s energy pricing woes. Which are solely related to privatisation. Which everyone can see coming and nobody is going to do anything about. We also discuss an app-connected water bottle that sometimes tells you to drink enough water to kill you if its sensors are off. There’s a special smart segment in this episode in which Riley speaks with Dr Craig Berry about the disasters of privatised pensions. If you enjoy this discussion, Craig’s book is available here: https://global.oup.com/academic/product/pensions-imperilled-9780198782834?cc=gb&lang=en& If you’re looking for a UK strike fund to donate to, here’s one we’ve supported: https://www.rmt.org.uk/about/national-dispute-fund/ If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *MILO ALERT* Here are links to see Milo’s upcoming standup shows: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *AUSTRALIA ALERT* We are going to tour Australia in November, and there are tickets available for shows in Sydney: https://musicboozeco.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/3213de46-cef7-49c4-abcb-c9bdf4bcb61f and Brisbane https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/trashfuture-live-in-brisbane-additional-show-tickets-396915263237. *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0	Hello, everyone, and welcome to an episode of Trash Future. It's the free one.
0:18.8	It's the free one.
0:20.5	Exactly.
0:21.6	Riley doesn't even have to be irritated by that.
0:24.0	Can I pretend to be irritated? If you want to.
0:26.6	Yeah. Let's do it. It's the free one.
0:29.1	Please stop that, you guys. Don't we've come over there.
0:32.4	So, as you can tell from Riley not being on this, he's in Canada, he's returned to his
0:38.4	ancestral homeland temporarily. But he did record a big, smart, important segment about big,
0:44.8	smart, important things. And quite frankly, I haven't listened to it yet, so I don't know what
0:47.9	the topic is. We don't know. We don't know, because we haven't listened to it. And I'm the
0:51.7	only one who's going to listen to it. But I figured Riley digging into the head.
0:55.4	He's doing that thing where he goes, steepling his fingers like,
0:57.3	and can you just tell me, what is your name?
1:02.0	What am I doing here?
1:04.1	How did I get here?
1:06.3	Is this my beautiful wife?
1:09.2	Is this the clock I just drew?
1:12.5	I figured we would absolutely have no problem delving into important intellectual topics,
1:17.8	and so we should keep this episode extra stupid.
1:20.8	I'm going to shakey dove.
1:21.9	Extra fun, extra for the hogs, because it's just going to be us.
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