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TRASHFUTURE

*PREVIEW* Balthasar Speedboat: Skincare Edition feat. Alex Haddow

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Nothing but riffs. Nothing but jokes. Noting but Riley revealing more about himself and everyone saying 'I'm confused' or 'oh, that makes sense.' And this one features friend of the show and repeat guest Alex Haddow as well. Get the whole thing on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/98508016 *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s upcoming live shows here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Milo, what have you got to drop your skincare routine?

0:02.2

Have you got one?

0:02.7

I put moisturiser on sometimes.

0:04.7

That's good.

0:06.0

I think that's pretty good for a man.

0:07.1

You're pretty straight.

0:07.8

Actually, so, um, ladies.

0:10.1

Fuck you love fanny.

0:11.1

Yeah, that's right.

0:12.1

Bell, let me love a bit minge me.

0:14.6

I love, I love minge and being wrinkled. Yeah. I love a bit of minge and a dead old white.

0:22.0

Classic combo.

0:24.3

They call out the Bosnian breakfast.

0:29.2

It has reservatrial in it.

0:30.0

That's good.

0:31.3

That's really lot. I love that whole like TikTok, some genre is just people doing Bosnian breakfast

0:36.0

and it de-ages you. The actual Bosnian breakfast since it de-ages you.

0:38.3

The actual Bosnia and breakfast is an espresso and a cigarette.

0:41.5

No, well, pounding house music plays in the cafe that you're in.

0:45.5

I want to go to Bosnia so bad.

0:47.1

I can so picture this and the man that I'm picturing is wearing a puffer jacket.

0:50.3

In summer.

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